it cushioned our impact, neither of us feeling any discomfort at the slightest. A happy ending, but almost a disaster, barely avoided, for had it been my ego and not my modesty that had been grabbed, its diminutive form would surely have meant death for us both. But, fear not for one day you too may achieve greatness, Lenwood S. Sharpe, Director Lumberwoods, Unnatural History Museum Parts Unknown, The Woods, U.S.A.